Mad Mike

Hey, how you doin'?
Do you want some ice cream from my shop?
Hey, how you doin'?
No, please don't call the cops
It's a drug front!

Heyyy, I sell drugs and ice cream
Want some heroin on that cone?
Stay here
Give me fifty bucks
It's fine, wink-wonk!

Look under that cone; what do you see?
Some good ol' PCP!

It's me, Mad Mike!
I run an ice cream shop!
Da-da-da!
Hey, you can't bring your kids here
This is not the type of scenario for children