[Intro: Ethan & Mark]
(sung softly) Hey now don't try it *whip crack* hey now don't try it

(Spoken) Is that the Disclaimer Song!?

[Part 1]

[Verse 1: Ethan]
Hey now, don't try it at home
Do do do do do
Hey now, don't try it
Don't you dare try it
You might die if you do this at home
Do do do do

[Bridge: Ethan]
Oh, here's the bridge, woah
Don't try it
Don't do the thing that we're about to do
Do do do do

Oh, don't try this at all, or you'll die if
You try this thing at home
Do do do do do

OH IT'S A KEY CHANGE!
OH IT'S A KEY CHANGE!
OH IT'S THE DISCLAIMER SONG!
[Verse 2: Ethan]
Don't try this at home
If you do, you might die
This is our disclaimer to you
Hey, don't be that guy
Just watch us do the thing you want to
Dooooo
Be safe
For me
But be safe
For you

DO DO DO DO

BAA-

[Part 2]

[Verse 3: Ethan]
OH, municipality
I should have checked with you
I dug a grave in my backyard
Then my whole house went BOOM!
I hit a gas line in the night
Then one last cigarette
I lit the match then my whole house
Went up in flames instead
[Verse 4: Ethan, Mark & both]
Hit us with the verse four of the Disclaimer Song
Can we just play the-
Disclaimer Song
It's the disclaim of Italy
​wOhWhOhWoh
It's the disclaim of Italy
​wOhWhOhWoh
It's the disclaim of Italy
​wOhWhOhWoh
The disclaim of Italy