[Intro]
Yo
What's good?
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh
Yuh, yuh, 1, 2, 3, 4

[Chorus]
Man, I'm supposed to
I am like a PlayStation, girl let me console you
I am like a boss, please let me control you
I am like a PlayStation 5, girl let me console you

[Verse 1]
I’m on my PlayStation
I’m making confirmations
I got the temptation
I need a vacation
Got 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5
Bandicoot gotta try
No lie, That one guy
Try, try

I’m making applications
Xbox needs dictation
I’m feeling aggravation
Switches don’t got invitations
No problems at a party
Just Sony's, guys, I’m sorry
The night keeps getting starry
I’m PlayStation, so I ain’t tardy

The Switch is my enemy
The Xbox is my opponent
I need to create awesome
Using a game component!

The future of gaming
Awaits greatness
I got a taco
Moy bien
Would you like to taste it?
It tastes sour
Like defeat
Giving up Xbox, retrieved
I got some plans up my lil sleeve
I attack consoles pro-key

I have a big secret
And it's nothing to blame
NX is the Switch
And that’s its codename!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wait...those are the Switch colors!
And sadly, you know too

I have a new discovery
Don’t worry, he doesn’t bite!
He was made in September
And he’s called the Switch Lite!

Bout to kamehame Wii U
And I was trending!
And some of the humans’ moolah:
Wow, those bucks were attending!

It went worldwide
Japan, I have to thank
The PS5 has the rank!
I gettin popular, I don’t stank

We got Mario
We got Zelda
So put the battle in your agenda!
I’m the real deal
Gaming meal
If you drive, I’ll blow your wheel!
Tried fame?
Do your part!
Or I’ll smoke you in driving
MarioKart
I get crescendo!
Punch Nintendo
I’m loud, but I’m proud
I think you should slow down!!

But that’s enough of that
You're nasty just like Oscar's Snacks
So let’s get to business
Mario ain’t none of my witnesses!

Wait up! PS5’s here!
My model’s very rare!
I’m ‘bout to drop a quote
“Fair is foul, and foul is fair!”
Shakespeare dropped those bars
While I watched the moon and stars!
Thinking you wouldn’t be here
To watch me brag and cheer!

I got a PlayStation
I gettin' aggravated
When I'm losing Minecraft
Ayy, ayy

[Chorus]
Man, I'm supposed to
I am like a PlayStation, girl let me console you
I am like a boss, please let me control you
I am like a PlayStation 5, girl let me console you

Skrrt
You know why they don't want beef?
'Cuz they Vegan, ahhahahha!