Kyle Exum
The Teacher Rap (with official music video)
Intro:
Good morning class, class
I said good morning class let's settle down and get to the lesson
Alright, that's enough!
Kyle, you think this is funny? (What)
Disrupting my class by doing the rap music
You know what, Justin turn that beat back on (Alright)
Yall wanna act up, and act like I ain't gon' do nothing
Maybe if I do this in your language
You'll understand

You never wanna focus, pay more attention
Are you on your phone? (What)
That's a detention
Don't just say the answer you better raise your hand too
Can I use the bathroom? I don't know, can you?
Hey no eating food in my class
What, you have food too
Aye, don't worry 'bout that
Now who wants to come answer this, It's really simple math
(Oh no...) Kyle why don't you come show the class?
Ok, what can I do for you today?
I just wanted to come in and talk to you about my grade
I don't really get why I got 50%
The paper was great but you didn't indent
Come on professor, you're being ridiculous
Maybe you'd do better if you were listening
Can't do simple math and you act like I'm the problem
You never taught us this, If you studied you would've got 'em
Talk to me class, there are no dumb questions
Why is X squared? Did you listen to the lesson?
Fact, you should know this from last year
Guess I gotta give more homework for the slackers here
Can I get a drink? Only thirst you should have is for knowledge
Always leaving class, how do you think you'll get into college
Kyle, I'm done with these games
Go to the office, they'll let you explain

Aye, don't you chew that gum
Aye, walk these halls don't run
Aye, you're works never done
All these Aye's but you can't get one
Maybe cause you never wanna study
Should be chillin' with the book, not out chillin' with your buddy
Playing all these games, boy that's why you have a D
Listen to Playboi Carter but you can't listen to me

It's been 4 months, can we get our grades please?
I'll take my time don't you try to rush me
I've got so much work to grade compared to yours it's nothing
Then give less work, don't you try to judge me
Hey stay in your seat, I just dropped my pen
That don't mean that you can leave
Teacher there's a fire, raise your hand before you speak
If the school burns down we're still gonna have our test this week
Here's my work, Okay have a nice day
Kyle, I never got your essay
Wait, what? I gave it to you yesterday
I think I'd remember if you handed me the page
Guess it's a 0, come one that's not right
Don't get mad at me you should've done it on time
You're missing work from the other night too
I was sick, Doesn't mean you can't do what you're supposed to do
I swear you love coming up with excuses
Got time to complain but got no time to do it
Come on professor just give me a chance
A good student would've done this in advance
Besides if you're sick you should come tell
How long does it take to send an email?
Teacher I sent one and they all say sent
Well I didn't get it, then who got them then?
Alright, who's gonna answer this today?
Steve (12) Yup, you need to participate
Sir I tried none of this is easy
You can do this stuff believe me, look
2 plus 2 is 4, Right
4 plus 2 is 6, Right
Then you take is set it to the limit use rule of division then just substitute for the derivative
I quit, Aye wait, this is your future
Unless you wanna never have a job and be a loser
Should be hitting book instead of tryna hit the folks
Swear I'm tired of you all treating class like its a joke
Matter fact, I'm assigning homework after this
30 pages due tomorrow on all calculus, Yes Kyle
When will we use this in life?
... Just do what you're assigned
Better study more, or you're never gonna pass
Hey don't pack up, there's still 4 seconds of class
It's not my fault you don't get what this is, any questions?
Uh, yeah, No? Ok, pop quiz
Hold up professor you know this ain't right
This isn't even close to what was on the study guide
You should've studied more if you didn't see it there
Don't blame me if you didn't come prepared

Aye, focus don't talk to your mans
Aye, can't keep your phone in your pants?
Aye, y'all listen to X but can't find it
Yall better to Look At Me unless I'm silent
Gotta use the bathroom? Should've gone before class
You're late, It just rang, But you don't have a pass
Hey, put that snack away there's no eating in my room
Hey the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do