[Intro]
Madman drummers bummers
Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps
His way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin'
The calliope crashed to the ground

[Verse 1: Dylan Brady]
You- You- You- You- You feel me now? Let's just-
You- You- You can go and cry and let it out
I- I- I- I- just wanna fuck around
What do you think you're doing now?
I- I- I- I- do you understand me?
C- c-c-c- c-cash the check, start the week
Do you-, are you seeing, are you, are you thinking, do you-, are you
The calliope crashed to the ground
But she was blinded by the light

[Verse 2: Laura Les]
I don't wanna talk with my s-s-stutter
I can't start my day 'til I have a Monster
The whole internet has seen my tits
Fuck me, I just wish it was a better pic
I can't hold a tune, but I'm trying
Someday, I'll sing a song that's perfect
And you'll set it as your ringtone
At least this bullshit had a purpose
The calliope crashed to the ground
But she was blinded by the light
[Verse 3: Tony Velour]
Why you gotta feel that way?
I- I- I remember that it was not okay, now you've never been the same, yeah
I remember feeling all the pain, but I let it go away
You say you want more sunny days but you ain't never been able to stand the rain (you- yeah)
I- I- I'll fill my bag, is mine okay?
D- d- don't mean to brag but I can't hold my- my- my tongue
If that makes you feel better, I hope you can relax, I hear that shit is wack
I know you're mad, you see that you was wrong when you decided to believe in me but you was blinded by the light (The calliope crashed to the ground, but she was blinded by the light)

[Outro]
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night