[Intro: Too $hort]
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well

[Verse: DaBoii]
I met a bad bitch and her name was Ruby
Caught my attention wit' her big ole booty
Had a boyfriend but she was still choosy
Tryna' get me caught up girl you just might lose me
I ain't give a fuck
I met another bitch
Laura was her name and she was so thick
Knocked her that minute and she came to the crib
Boy did she know how to ride that dick
Kicked her ass out
Onto the next
Caught up in my feelings so i'm hittin' up my ex
I got bills to pay so she givin' me a check
Brought that bitch to the crib and she gave a n***a neck
Give a fuck about a bitch I'ma keep on doggin'
Give em' good dick and they keep on callin'
Dick game crazy leave a white bitch crawlin'
The bitch gave me head in some all black joggers
Met another bitch
And her name was Burgen took her out to eat and she kept on flirtin'
I don't bring em' to the crib but with her she was worth it
Stuck my thang in found out she's a virgin
I ain't want the bitch
Pass her to my bro
I ain't give a fuck she was just another hoe
Keeping her around would be fuckin' up the code
I ain't fuckin' up shit so I had to let her go
Excuse me miss, whats ya name
Tryna' curve and me say she know my game
Well fuck you bitch
I don´t give a shit
Couple weeks later I was fuckin' on her sis'
Old bitch callin' She like what's up
Got a boyfriend but I don´t give a fuck
Bounced in the whip picked her up and we fucked
Call the next day and I won't pick it up
After school i was fuckin' with a thot
Took her to the cuts and she gave a n***a top
After I buss' I don't really like to talk
Pulled off on a bitch had to made that muthafucka' walk
These are the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
So grab ya bitch if you see me comin'
Cuz DaBoii don´t give a fuck about nothin'