Alex:
(Spoken)
Yeah! Come on in! Come on, fast fast fast! Come in! Come here quickly! Don’t let anyone see you!

School Girl:
(Spoken)
What’s going on Mr. Sneebly?

Alex:
(Spoken)
You wanna know what’s going on? I’ll let you know what is going on little Miss Sunshine. HOW COME NONE OF YOU TOLD ME YOU COULD PLAY MUSIC?!?!

School girl 2:
(spoken)
What difference does it make?

Alex:
(Spoken)
What difference? I thought you all were a bunch of little douche bags, but now I know that your soul brothers and soul sisters
You! Zach! You ever play electric guitar?

Zach:
(Spoken)
No my dad won’t let me

Alex:
(Spoken)
Oh really?
Zach:
(Spoken)
He thinks it’s a waste of time

Alex:
(spoken)
Oh yeah? Well let’s waste that time together, shall we?
(Sung)
Take a hold of your axe, and try to pluck out this riff
(Spoken)
That’s good. That’s good
(Sung)
Now let your shoulders relax, you don’t wanna be so stiff
(Spoken)
Already better! Yeah!
(Sung)
Keep on going don’t stop!
Take it over the top!
Squeeze out every last drop!
Make each note really pop!
Give me one final whop, and yes!
You’re in the band!
(spoken)
You! What is your name?

Katy:
(Spoken)
Katy
Alex:
(Spoken)
Katy!
(Sung)
Turn a cello this way and it's practically like a bass
Pop the strings when you play and watch how you shred my face
(Spoken)
Woah! Woah! Somebody find my face she’s shredding it off! Oh no, it’s right here, it’s right here
(Sung)
Keep on rockin' each note, grab it right by the throat
Keep the rhythm afloat, don't forget to emote
And that's all that she wrote
Baby you're in the band