(Day-o, Day-o)
Daylight come and we want go home
A beautiful bunch of ripe banana.
Daylight come and we want go home.
Hide the deadly black tarantula.
Daylight come and we want go home.
Daylight come and we want go home.
Daylight come and we want go home.

Hey folks beggin’ your pardon
Scuse me sorry to barge in
While we’re giving thanks
Lets start on the whole
You know being dead thing

You’re doomed! And so is your turkey
One day breathing necks your churkey
The nethеrworld is like Albuquerque
Thе queso is amazing
The whole "giving thanks" thing!

Death can get a person stressed
Hi-a Hoda, hi Savannah,
Hi Al Roker 3rd banana
I can show you what comes next
So don't despair
Stay in your chair
Enjoy the colorful bags of hot air
So just relax, you'll be fine
Sure your running out of time
But take a breath!
(In-hale)
(Welcome to the show about death!)

Thanksgiving is super sweet
Gravy, cornbread, sweet potato
Crying in a winnebago

Stand for hours in the street
The atmosphere is nice here
Family paradise here
A little free advice here
There’s too much pumpkin spice here

(Welcome to the show about death)

Your, your gonna be fine
On the other side
How’s your turkey
Not good
I’ll be your guide
To the other side
Seriously though this is a time to give
Thanks giving grace
Having food upon your plate
Sighing on all the relatives you hate
Try not to start screaming
If you died during thanksgiving dinner
You don’t have to do the dishes

Yes we know how to feel
But listen here’s the deal
All the trip to plan meat in their meal
Will make them start sleeping
That’s how you survive
You can make it out alive
Toss that body in the pit
Gosh it’s awful, ain’t it tragic
Blah blah blah, Jesus magic
One quick kick line
Than that’s it
"No pilates, no more yoga!"
"Namaste", you freakin' posers
It’s a real weird day to die
Cause trademark characters are floating by
You need a demon in spanks
Fixing your holiday angst
So why we don’t we all just give thanks

For the whole being dead thing

[ALL]
God, I hope you're ready for a show about death!