[Intro: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
Dagbur-urururur-urn
Urur-urur-urururur-ur
Girls like me a lot
Girls like me a lot
(Hyper)

[Verse 1: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
Girls like me a lot, I do real cool things
Like my skill's top-notch with the claw machine
I know every line to all the wolf scenes
In Twilight 1, 2, and number 3
I can make ravioli by myself
I play Call of Duty but I turn that all the way down
Still flex on 'em, pick the re-royale
Fuck these teenagers always hackin' grandma's house

[Verse 2: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
Yeah, girls like me so much
They ride in my car even though it stinks, bruh
When it comes to girls, I'm a Pokemon master
Won't find anyone еver to poke 'em fastеr
We watch iDubbbz and Pewdiepie
I say, "Hey, bitch, you a cutie pie"
Only thing cuter than you is curly fries
I'm about to put it on you, ketchup to the side
[Chorus: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
All the girls like me a lot
Even emo ones and ones that are snobs
All the girls like me a lot
Even hippie ones and hillbilly thots
All the girls like me a lot
Some criminals and other ones cops
All the girls like me a lot
And all the girls ain't never gonna stop

[Verse 3: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
I need to invest in a Limo or a van
There's thirty-one thousand girls tryin' to hold my hand
Half of them are cool, the other half are crazy
I don't feel like hangin' out with like twenty thousand babies
That's a lot of language that I can't understand
I went to Panama and dropped a baby in the sand
The other one was usin' some stranger's crab legs
And the other three babies stole a college kid's keg

[Chorus: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
All the girls like me a lot
And now a gang of my babies are beatin' up cops
Yeah, all the girls like me a lot
Dumptruck full of toddlers, I ain't even gon' front
[Verse 4: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
Hit the Costco for a crate of pacifiers
I hypnotize the MILF's every time I walk by 'em
They tell me that I'm cute, I say, "Shit, girl, you lyin'"
They give me their keys then I borrow their ride
Boom, 'ere you go, another baby made
I can dance a little and I'm smoother than suede
Chinese economy, a baby brigade
Girls like me a lot and they do it every day

[Bridge: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
I don't care if I reproduce a bunch
We pullin' up to the Chucky Cheese with the strap for the Brady Bunch
Girls, girls like me a lot
Girls, girls like me a lot
So much that it gets annoying (Dang, dude)
And 'cause of that last one I need some ointment

[Chorus: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
All the girls like me a lot
Even the ones that didn't vote for Trump
Yeah, all the girls like me a lot
Even ugly ones that take me to court
Yeah, all the girls like me a lot
Even if four week later they're lesbian
All the girls like me a lot
All the girls like me a lot
[Outro: Upchurch as Big Lil Gobbstoppa]
If you think that's a lie, it's not
No it's not, 'cause girls like me a lot
And not you, lil bitch
Why? Because I'm the shit
Don't tell Amber Heard though
Only reason she pooped in Johnny's bed's 'cause she liked him a lot