[Intro : McFly & Carlito]
Do you remember Brian?
You know, in the classbook "Where is Brian"?
Brian is in the kitchen
Brian is in the car
But do you know the real story of Brian?
We don't think you do

[Couplet 1 : Carlito & McFly]
Five years ago in Mulhouse, Brian has been smelling socks for a week
He’s mad everyone knows, since Thor's hammer hitted his face
Does he love taking oyster bath? (Yes he does, yes he does!)
Does he watch TV Shows backward? (Yes he does, yes he does!)
Does he like pranking himself on the telephone? (Yes he does, yes he does!)
But does he enjoy being taken for a fool? (No, he doesn't, no he doesn’t!)

[Refrain : McFly & Carlito]
This is the Brian's story, classbook hero from the past
He will guide us through our journey
To successfully pass le Bac

[Pont : Carlito]
Brian is back, Brian is back
Brian is, Brians is, Brian is back
This is the story of Brian
[Couplet 2 : McFly & Carlito]
One day he got really upset and he started to make a plan
Firstly he gathered all the Village People
Because he lived in the village where the Village People lived in
So that they could hear him say : "I have a dream"
But what was his dream?
Did he dream about Olivier Minne? (No, he didn't, no he didn't!)
About Games of Thrones with Ross' face on everyone? (He didn't, he didn't!)
About a swimming pool avec des poules? (No, he didn't, no he didn’t!)
About him becomming a huge star? (Yes, yes, yes, yes !)
All in all, eventually, everybody laughed at him

[Refrain : McFly & Carlito]
This is the Brian’s story, classbook hero from the past
He will guide us through our journey
To successfully pass le Bac

[Couplet 3 : McFly & Carlito]
So the cowboy and the plumber came to him, they said :
"We are moved by your speech
And we can help you to be rich"
So they gave him one idea each
"Hi there Brian, I'm a cowboy you know
So please listen to me carefully
I know two MC’s from Toulouse, they're called Bigflo and Oli
They are looking for a third guy and I think you would be the one"
And the plumber said : "I want you to be in my english book"
Brian took a second to think about it
He looked at the Village People and he claimed :
"The plumber idea is the one that I choose"
But Brian, why? Well, I come from Mulhouse not Toulouse
I come from Mulhouse not Toulouse
[Outro : Carlito & McFly]
He comes from Mulhouse not Toulouse
He comes from Mulhouse not Toulouse
I come from Mulhouse not Toulouse
I come from Mulhouse not Toulouse
He comes from Mulhouse not Toulouse
He comes from Mulhouse not Toulouse
I come from Mulhouse not Toulouse
I come from Mulhouse not Toulouse
He comes from Mulhouse not Toulouse
He comes from Mulhouse not Toulouse
I come from Mulhouse not Toulouse
I come from Mulhouse not Toulouse
He comes from Mulhouse not Toulouse
He comes from Mulhouse not Toulouse
(...guide us through our journey)
To successfully pass le Bac