[Verse 1]
Well, I was drinking last night with a biker
And I showed him a picture of you
I said "Pal, get to know her, you'll like her"
Seemed like the least I could do
'Cause when he's charging his chopper
Up and down your carpeted hall
You will think me by contrast quite proper
Nevermind how I stumble and fall
Nevermind how I stumble and fall

[Chorus]
You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
For a taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket, baby
But at least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
Yeah, at least I'm enjoying the ride

[Verse 2]
Ah, miss sweetie, little soft-core pretender
Somehow baby got hard as it gets
With her black leather chrome spiked suspenders
And her chair and her whip and her pets...

[Chorus]
You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
For a taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket, baby
But at least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
Yeah, at least I'm enjoying the ride
[Bridge]
You analyze me, attempt to despise me
And you laugh when I stumble and fall
There may come a day I will dance on your grave
If unable to dance I will crawl across it
Unable to dance I will crawl
Yeah, unable to dance I'll crawl, yeah

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
You must really consider the circus
When it just might be your kind of zoo
I can't think of a place that's more perfect
For a person as perfect as you
And it's not like I'm leaving you lonely
'Cause I wouldn't know where to begin
But I know that you'll think of me only
When the snakes come marching in
Yeah, when the snakes come marching in

[Chorus]
You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
For a taste of your elegant pride
I'm going to hell in a bucket, baby
But at least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
[Outro]
Hey, ride, ride, enjoying the ride now
At least I'm enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, enjoying the ride now
At least I'm enjoying the ride
Woo, ride, ride, ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
Woo, ride, ride, ride, ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, ride, ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, ride, ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
Ride, enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying, enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride, yeah
At least I'm enjoying the ride