Phil Laude
Guns
[Intro: Lil Trump]
Aha, Covfefe, Cowards
Words (brr), Lil Trump (aha)
I've got big hands, trust me, they're huge
And I can grab a gun

[Hook 1: Lil Trump]
Teachers gettin' guns (yeah), children gettin' guns (gettin' guns)
Everybodys gettin' guns, more guns, more peace, okay? (oh)
Rednecks gettin' guns (gettin' guns), yankees gettin' guns (brr)
Everybodys gettin' guns (gettin' guns), except for black people, they don't

[Part 1: Lil Trump]
Can I make some more money here (yeah)
From the N.R.A.-lobby, yeah (uh)
Thirty millions like lottery (ca-ching)
Give the schools some artillery (boom, boom)
You want more security? (brr)
Give guns to everybody (yeah)
You don't like this policy? (nah)
Then suck on my covfefe

[Hook 2: Lil Trump]
Jesus gettin' guns (covfefe), buddha's gettin' guns (buddha)
Moses gettin' guns (yeah), did I forget anyone? No (uh ah)
Dicks gettin' guns (brr), pussies gettin' guns (aha)
Assholes gettin' guns (yeah), Donald's gettin' laid (brr)

[Part 2: Lil Trump]
Don't grab pussies, grab a gun (gun)
Grabbin' a gun is fun (aha)
If you see a guy with one (brr)
You gotta get this shit done (yeah)
You will never see me run (no, no)
Even though I got no gun (no gun)
I would just kill the maniac with my bare hands

[Hook 3: Lil Trump]
Walls gettin' guns (big walls), cats gettin' guns (meow-meow)
My wig gets a gun, even a gun should get a gun, right? (right)
Ivanaka's gettin' guns, Melania's gettin' guns
Everybodys gettin' guns, Mexicans, you have to pay for the wall first

[Outro: Lil Trump]
It's all fake news, trust me
I didn't say, I want teachers to have guns
I want everybody to have guns, okay?
Because guns make the world a safer place
And because the National Rifle Association payed for my campaign (Lil Trump, brr)
Say "hello" to my little friend