[Verse 1]
She cut me off at the bus stop
To show me her tattoo
She got for her friend who died
Told me it's fine
I'm not trying to play it down
Cos everybody thinks of dying at times
I just think of it too much
Keep it in my gut

[Pre-Chorus]
Pop one in the oesophagus of a rhinoceros
I'm a man

[Chorus]
(Man, Man, Man, Man, Man)
Well ask Doctor Papadopoulos, she can do the math for us
She won't look in the sarcophagus
She ain't got respect for 'em

[Verse 2]
She said 'Ewan, ignore the rain'
But I got soaked all the same
Say I needed more meat on my bones
Churn up her hormones
She would seem to be oblivious
I might not be carnivorous, but I'm a man

[Pre-Chorus]
Pop one in the oesophagus of a rhinoceros
I'm a man

[Chorus]
(Man, Man, Man, Man, Man)
We'll ask Doctor Papadopoulos, she can do the math for us
She won't look in the sarcophagus
She ain't got respect for 'em
So pop one in the oesophagus of a rhinoceros
I'm a man
And she ain't got respect for 'em

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]
(Man, Man, Man, Man, Man)
We'll ask Doctor Papadopoulos, she can do the math for us
She won't look in the sarcophagus
She ain't got respect for 'em
So pop one in the oesophagus of a rhinoceros
I'm a man

[Outro]
But she ain't got respect for 'em
Nah she ain't got respect for 'em
She said 'you're different'
Nah, nah she ain't got respect for 'em
She said 'you're different'
Ah ah ah, but she ain't got respect for 'em
She said 'you're different'
Uh uh, but she ain't got respect for 'em
Ah nah nah