Cody Strong
Eastside (Parody)
[Verse 1]
Ah
When I was young, I was young
You used to give hand, man, you were so rough
And then, it grew up, you started to touch
Don't tell anybody but I used to moan on the bus
And I know your daddy didn't like my buns
And he didn't believe me when I said I do drugs
Everyday, she found a way that I have problems with the flatulence
[Pre-Chorus 1]
She used to eat me from the inside
When I see you, I always get wet
And everyday, you know where we grind
Can I kiss you harder 'cause I like it?
And baby, we can leave and go anywhere you want as long as I'm home by nine
Don't wake me up
No hablo inglés
Not yours, never was
[Chorus 1]
Baby, we can smoke anything if we put our mouths on it
Take your whole ass, then I put myself through it
For you, I'll bow and I'll probably put a ring on it
Ain't getting you a chair, I know that you'd break it
I haven't fapped in 400 days
I will never give up
It's getting tight in weird place
We know that porn is how all these ideas came to be
So baby, have a threesome with me
[Verse 2]
Yeah, 17, smoking your weeds
I'm not deserve you but I will
But two vegans can't have beef
Oh dang, 23 and I'm tryna flee
But the tires need more pressure in my mom's Audi
We got corn on the cobs and got girls to lay
Ask a girl for the bang bang
Girl, I'm jealous of, of your heart
'Cause it's pumping inside you and I'm not
[Pre-Chorus 2]
She used to make the chicken deep-fried
Now I'm hungry and I'm so depressed
And everyday, you know where we grind
You can eat my baguette
And baby, we can leave and go anywhere you want as long as I'm home by nine
Don't wake me up
No hablo inglés
Not yours, never was
[Chorus 2]
Oh, we can do anything if you bring your mom to it
We'll say it's love but we're willing to fake it
My butt is yours if you're willing to lick it
Don't give me dat butt if you ain't gonna shake it
I haven't fapped in 400 days
I will never give up
It's getting tight in weird place
We know that porn is how all these ideas came to be
So baby, have a threesome with me
[Bridge]
Eh, have a threesome
Have a threesome
Have a threesome with me
Have a threesome
Have a threesome
Have a threesome with me
Have a threesome
Have a threesome
Have a threesome with me
[Outro]
She used to freeze it off and deep fry
You'll only look good when I am blind
I just want to hit it from the behind
Kiss me in the moonlight