We've been friends on Facebook, for two whole years
Now's my chance to confront my fears
I really like everything that you post
You're hotter than a turkey, fresh out of the roast
I'd like to introduce...

My heart burns for you, till the day that I'm dead
Beautiful girl, wearing red
I came in here to get a book
But you stole my heart, you filthy crook
I'd like to take you out to meet my mom

I know when I first saw you, you'd be my top priority
I wanna give you a house, just like your sorority
My chances are small, I'm in the minority
Today's the day that you stop ignoring me

Don't be nervous, shake your frantic
I'm just another hopeless romantic
Listen to this line, that I'm about to state
Will you go out with me on a date?

From the moment I saw Chick-Fil-A
I knew my heart was here to stay
Dreaming and dreaming all day long
About a hungry, meat-eating blonde
Even though, we- we- sh*t

Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm attractive, so are you
The next thing we're about to do
Is make a baby, or two