Cody Strong
Christmas Comments 2015 / 679 (Christmas Parody)
[Verse 1]
I want to be with you under the mistletoe
Let me put my South Pole in your North Hole
Ho-ho, let me take a crack at that booty hole
Believe me if you ever saw it, you would say it glows
Ayy, codeine in my eggnog
You put the nog in eggnog
My grandma's saggy boob fell in my eggnog
Yeah, suck on my eggnog
You're the star on my tree
I stick pine cones up my ass
Sorry, for my low elf esteem
I stick pine cones up my ass
[Chorus]
It's jingle bell time!
You look naughty but I'm sure you're nice
Ho-ho-ho Christmas lights
You sit on a throne of lies
Merry ho-ho
Eggnog
For lease navidad
You can be my Mrs. Clause
Jingle balls, nah-nah
Eggnog, eggnog
[Verse 2]
He sees you when you're sleeping
And he knows when you're awake
'Tis the season to do molly
Wanna taste my candy cane?
Where is Santa?
I like to cha-cha
I want head from Santa
Yeah, yeah, yeah Santa
[Chorus]
It's jingle bell time!
You look naughty but I'm sure you're nice
Ho-ho-ho Christmas lights
You sit on a throne of lies
Merry ho-ho
Eggnog
For lease navidad
You can be my Mrs. Clause
Jingle balls, nah-nah-nah
Eggnog, eggnog