[Verse 1: Cody Strong & The Undertaker]
Through all the highs and all the lows
Can I get one last blow?
I need someone with bigger boobs
The sex was great, just not with you, whoa

[Pre-chorus: Cody Strong & The Undertaker]
It's a delusion in my head
Thinking you’ll get on your knees
Have fun with the herpes
You can keep the baby

[Chorus: Cody Strong & The Undertaker]
I never liked your boob
Can we have breakup sex, please?
Is it 'cause of my n***s?
I'm in love with cheese
Leave me alone
It burns when I pee
I should have cheated on you
And now I’m free
Drugs are all I need
And drugs are all I need, yeah

[Verse 2: Cody Strong, The Undertaker & Both]
There's plenty fishes in the sea
Why no you be ho when I be free?
If sex is all we're together for, yeah
Why ain't we doin' it, doin' it, doin' it anymore?

[Pre-chorus: Cody Strong & The Undertaker]
I used to recognise your boobs
It's funny how they’re bigger now
Everything’s all your fault
Can we still share a Netflix account?
'Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit
Suck my ass, I always faked it
I have to let you go, oh-oh
It is you, not me

[Chorus/Outro: The Undertaker, Both]
It’s not me, it's you
It's not you, it's me
It’s not me, it's you
And I love cheese
It's not me, it's you
It's not you, it's me
It's not me, it's you
And I love cheese