Cody Strong
Everything Sad
[Verse 1]
Ah-ah-ah-ooh
I went swimming in a pool of my tears
And I'm crying in the rain, girl
And I want to, I want to be buried in a stripclub
I won the lottery and lost the fucking ticket
I'm one-one hundred percent more sad without you
Ha, I haven't farted for a week
I love you and it's killing me
Was so sad when you dumped me
Now, there's no one to hump me
I wish I had some funny in me
And not just this loneliest regret
Watching YouTube video to feel included
With any hipster crowd in the comment section, bye
Bye

[Instrumental]

[Verse 2]
Ah-ah-ah-ooh
Sadness flies away on the wings of time
Last time you didn't use my comment, so bye
And I want to, I want to go bungee jumping but without the rope
My fridge is empty, I'm depressed, LMFAO
I'm single for decades, and damn it, I thought that
I was handsome but it was just a dream
My couch has a stain on it
Just gonna cry myself to sleep
I tried exercising but ordered extra fries
I'm not living, I'm just surviving

[Instrumental]