[Verse 1]
My foot keeps tapping like there's something wrong
On an anxiety trip I thought I was above
But I've been feeling a little off kilter like I got a hinge I'm going off
Like maybe someone should be cutting my food in symmetrical cubes
I should be on that soylent green, I hear it's good for you

[Pre-Chorus]
Maybe I've been bit by a crazy bug
Oh man I think I'm contagious

[Chorus]
I promise not to freak out this week
I just go crazy when I'm gone
I promise I'll try to keep it together
It's just that something's been eating me whole and I can't seem to shake it off
I promise not to freak out this week
I just go crazy when I'm gone

[Verse 2]
And I've been pulling my eyebrows out
Feeling like I smell when I just showered
But if you say you're good I'll take your word
Yeah if you say you're good I'll take your word

[Verse 3]
I don't even smoke but my fingers are turning yellow
But if you say you're good I'll take your word
Yeah if you say you're good I'll take your word

[Pre-Chorus]
Maybe I've been bit by a crazy bug
Oh man I think I'm contagious

[Chorus]
I promise not to freak out this week
I just go crazy when I'm gone
I promise I'll try to keep it together
It's just that something's been eating me whole and I can't seem to shake it off
I promise not to freak out this week
I just go crazy when I'm gone

[Outro]
I promise not to freak out this week
I just go crazy when I'm gone
I promise not to freak out this week
I just go crazy when I'm gone
I promise not to freak out this week
I just go crazy when I'm gone
I promise not to freak out this week
I just go crazy when I'm gone