Your little tickles make me giggle
But I don't need a man to laugh
I can feel you work and wiggle
But you just don't know your craft
Your bunny rabbit magic
Just won't do the trick
I wanna feel fantastic
But you just make me tired when we sleep together
No desire whatsoever
I lay there like a puppet
And let you do your shtick
I guess it works on others

It just don't do the trick
It just don't do the trick
It just don't do the trick
It just don't do the trick
It just don't do the trick

Looks like you're having the time of your life
While I'm looking at the clock
Tryna whisper dirty words but I can't hear a word
Speak up!
Your clumsy crooked dagger
Ain't no magic stick
I'm thinking of the weather
While I see you trying
But it don't get better
No fire just a lot of sweating
I lay there like a prop
And wait for you to split
Your funny little number

Just won't do the trick
Just won't do the trick
Just won't do the trick
Just won't do the trick


I need a man who can last
A real man real fast
But you just won't do the trick