[Intro: SpongeBob SquarePants]
That's what I thought you said, now let me offer this as a rebuttal

[Chorus: Dan Lee]
Don't do it Dan, please don't do it Dan
No, don't do it Dan, please don't do it Dan
Don't do it Dan, please don't do it Dan
Don't do it Dan, please don't do it Dan

[Refrain: Dan Lee]
Ooh, ooh, ooh
She like ooh, ooh, ooh
Takin' pictures from the sideline, and you agin' like a fine wine

[Verse 1: Dan Lee]
I got some pills next to me
Shawty ain't expectin it, shawty keep textin me
She has to pee, yeah maybe a little tinkle
After my opportunity it'll wrinkle
I go for the pills, and grab for the wrapper
Boy you know it 'boutta be a gigantic disaster
The pussy gonna be beat, it gonna be destroyed
If she's still concious, I'm gonna be annoyed

[Chorus: Dan Lee]
Don't do it Dan, please don't do it Dan
No, don't do it Dan, please don't do it Dan
Don't do it Dan, please don't do it Dan
Don't do it Dan, please don't do it Dan

[Interlude: Solace]
Women rights is a joke, they have no rights, that's why they get raped
You're a thot, you're a thot, I'm gonna put like "Love Joshua" or some shit like that

[Verse 2: Dan Lee]
Yes the plan worked (worked), pretty girl twerk (twerk)
Cosby that bitch, my homies go Stevie (Wonder)
It's confirmed guys now you know the verdict
Did it I do? Maybe so, but it was worth it! (Fuck yeah!)
In the end everything ended okay
I learned some things about myself: I'm fuckin' gay (I'm playin' bruh)
I'm just playin' but it's cool, cringy motherfuckers deserve to be booled
She filed restraining order, because I am a horder (of her n***s)
What? No I didn't photograph her in the shower
Huh? That must've been Jalen!

[Interlude: Dan Lee]
This whole shit's a joke, PLEASE don't uhhhh, sue me

[Chorus: Dan Lee]
Don't do it Dan, please don't do it Dan
No, don't do it Dan, please don't do it Dan
Don't do it Dan, please don't do it Dan
Don't do it Dan, please don't do it Dan
Yeah, baby

[Outro: Solace]
Daniel is a person, he's a fucking retard
He's fucking retarded, he looks fucking disgusting
His face looks like a herpe fucking carpet
He looks like a bitch with like, gonorrhea rubbed her clitoris all over the fucking carpet, and that turned into his face
Like, his fucking pimples are ridiculous
Like, this kid Daniel, he's fucking disgusting, and he's like four foot tall
He is literally like the height of all the Asian chicks inside fucking prostitute movies, he's meant to suck dick
And that really is his whole persona of his show, not his show his fucking music career
Everything he just tries to do is fucking bad, it's fucking garbage
It literally is an Asian woman sucking fucking dick:
Big, black, fucking cocks