[Chorus: Dan Lee]
Hentai haven
The whole culture, I'm enslaved in
Anime tiddies, what I need
I'm on my knees, beg, beg, and plead
I'm a loser in my mama's basement
I'm in love with the hentai haven
I'm a loser in my mama's basement
I'm in love with the hentai haven

[Verse 1: King Kelzo]
Hentai haven (yeuugh!)
Bulma bouncin' on my balls it feels amazin' (like ugh!)
Bulma sucking dragon balls 'till they're raisins (eugh, eugh!)
All on Sakura's face I'm aiming (skeet)
All up on her face, yeah I'm painting (skeet, skeet)
I really need to get the fuck out this basement
Your girl going down hard like some pavement
So sad you seen it coming, that's so Raven (that's so Raven)
Scary sights, Kelzo wes craven (Kelzo wes craven)

[Chorus: Dan Lee]
Hentai haven
The whole culture, I'm enslaved in
Anime tiddies, what I need
I'm on my knees, beg, beg, and plead
I'm a loser in my mama's basement
I'm in love with the hentai haven
I'm a loser in my mama's basement
I'm in love with the hentai haven

[Verse 2: Dan Lee]
Hentai is the reason I live (live)
I swear I'm addicted to this shit (everyday)
There's no point, there's no benefit (not at all)
Woke up in my mattress on the floor (it's on the floor)
I eat ass, call me a dirty whore (I'm a whore)
Listened 17, now I'm suicidal (free Tay-K)
Drink the potion bitch, it is vital (hang myself)
Married a body pillow, took her to Karen's bridal (she's a fuckin' pillow)
Now I'm burning like the devil's bible

[Chorus: Dan Lee]
Hentai haven
The whole culture, I'm enslaved in
Anime tiddies, what I need
I'm on my knees, beg, beg, and plead
I'm a loser in my mama's basement
I'm in love with the hentai haven
I'm a loser in my mama's basement
I'm in love with the hentai haven

[Outro: King Kelzo]
Hentai haven
Hentai haven
Hentai haven
Hentai haven
Hentai haven