[Verse 1: Mick Lauer]
This ain't a story of the fall from former glory
This is more an allegory for what’s wrong with my soul
But hey now
It's nothing tragic, just a little bit of static
That can't be cleared up with magic, yes I’ve tried it, you know
I'm such a misfit I've got 52 assistants
That distract me from the sweetness that I lost long ago
But hey now
No fucking shanties, grab that drink from out the pantry
Shit goddamn I'm getting antsy ya'll so here's how it goes

[Chorus: Jonathan Young]
I need a drink bad, that royal flush in my hand
My lucky love is in the rum tonight so fuck your demands
And demon rehab, I ain't that much of a fan
Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man

Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man
Tell me, how can you rehabilitate thе husk of a man

[Verse 2: Mick Lauer]
This ain't a story of the fall from former glory
This is more an allеgory for what’s wrong with my soul
But hey now
I’m just a sinner, got my just desserts for dinner
Every night feels like a winner, every hole is a goal
The only time where I don't feel so past my prime
Is when the demons in my life refuse to leave me alone
But hey now
No fucking shanties, grab that drink from out the pantry
Shit goddamn I’m getting antsy ya'll so here's how it goes
[Chorus: Jonathan Young]
I need a drink bad, that royal flush in my hand
My lucky love is in the rum tonight so fuck your demands
And demon rehab, I ain't that much of a fan
Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man

I need a drink bad, that royal flush in my hand
My lucky love is in the rum tonight so fuck your demands
And demon rehab, I ain’t that much of a fan
Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man
(Rehabilitate the husk of a man)
(Rehabilitate the husk of a man)
(Rehabilitate the husk of a man)
(Rehabilitate the husk of a man)
Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man

[Outro: Jonathan Young & Mick Lauer]
I need a drink bad, that royal flush in my hand
My lucky love is in the rum tonight so fuck your demands
And demon rehab, I ain't that much of a fan
Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man