MOVING GUY
So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader
Political – He's cleaning up the streets

OTHER MOVING GUY
About time

GROUPIE #1
So they say that it's real love

All GROUPIES
So romantic

GROUPIE #2
He signed this

PENNY
So they say we'll have blankets and beds
We can open by Monday
Thanks to you

HAMMER
Thanks to me

BOTH NEWS PEOPLE
It's the perfect story
NEWSMAN
So they say

NEWSWOMAN
A hero leading the way

BOTH NEWS PEOPLE
Hammer's call to glory

NEWSWOMAN
Let's all be our best

NEWSMAN
Next up – Who's gay?

GROUPIE #3
So they say he saved her life

GROUPIE #1
They say she works with the homeless
And doesn't eat meat

ALL GROUPIES
We have a problem with her

GROUPIE #2
This is his hair
HAMMER
This is so nice
I just might sleep with the same girl twice
They say it's better the second time
They say you get to do the weird stuff

ALL GROUPIES
We'd do the weird stuff

PENNY
This is perfect for me
So they say
I guess he's pretty okay
After years of stormy
Sailing have I finally found the bay?

PENNY / HORRIBLE
There's no happy ending / There's no happy ending
So they say / So they say, not for me anyway
Should I stop pretending / Stop pretending
Or is this a brand new day? / Take the chance to build a brand new day

GROUPIE #2
This is his dry cleaning bill

ALL GROUPIES
Four sweater vests