[Verse 1]
Santa baby, just slip a cable under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

[Verse 2]
Santa baby, a Panasonic 3DO too
And Clue
It'll last me all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

[Chorus]
Think of all the games I've missed
Think of all the players that I haven't dissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'll check off my Steam wishlist

[Verse 3]
Santa baby, I wanna a lot of games
And that's... not a yacht?
Hope I made myself clear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

[Verse 4]
Santa cutie, one little thing I really do need
(Kisses)
Hey shut the fuck up Needles! I'm trying to sing!
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight

[Verse 5]
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a Dreamcast
And fast
It'll last for all time
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

[Bridge]
Come and share my PS3
Then we'll have some fun playing my Atari
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in Wii U

[Outro]
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing
A ring
I don't mean Green Hill Zone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight