(CHICK) Look at this stuff
(ELISA) Isn't it neat?
(NELLA) Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
(ELISA)Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has ev'rything?
(ROSES)Look at this trove
Treasures untold
(MG)How many wonders can one cavern hold?
(ELISA)Lookin' around here you'd think
(LUPA)Sure
(ROSES)She's got everything

(MG)I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty
(NELLA)I've got whozits and whatzits galore
(LUPA)You want thingamabobs?
(ROSES)I got twenty
(ELISA)But who cares?
(LUPA)No big deal
(ROSES)I want more

(MG)I wanna be where the people are
(ELISA)I wanna see
Wanna see 'em dancin'
(MG)Walkin' around on those
(LUPA)Whad'ya call 'em?
(ELISA)Oh - feet
(MG)Flippin' your fins you don't get too far
(ELISA)Legs are required for jumpin', dancin'
(ROSES)Strollin' along down a
(LUPA)What's that word again?
(MG)Street
(LUPA)Up where they walk
(NELLA)Up where they run
(MG)Up where they stay all day in the sun
(ROSES)Wanderin' free
(ELISA)Wish I could be
(LUPA)Part of that world

(ROSES)What would I give
(ELISA)If I could live
(LUPA)Outta these waters?
(MG)What would I pay
To spend a day
Warm on the sand?
(ROSES)Betcha on land
They understand
(ELISA)Bet they don't reprimand their daughters
(NELLA)Bright young women
(LUPA)Sick o' swimmin'
(MG)Ready to stand

(ROSES)And I'm ready to know what the people know
(LUPA)Ask 'em my questions
And get some answers
(ELISA)What's a fire and why does it
What's the word? Burn?

(CHICK)When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love
Love to explore that shore up above?

(the Chick is distracted by the phallus on the VHS cover...)