[KYLAR, spoken]
Huh

[EVA, spoken]
Wow!

(sung)
They're really not that bad

[SKYLAR]
But we're better

[KYLAR]
They nailed that basket-toss

[SKYLAR]
But we're better

[EVA & KYLAR]
It's a miracle they're here

[SKYLAR]
Still better!

[STEVEN, spoken]
And that flip was crazy sauce!
[SKYLAR]
But we're—

[KYLAR]
Look! They're blowing up on Twitter

[SKYLAR]
They're only glue and glitter

[EVA]
Now, Skylar, don't be bitter

[SKYLAR]
But we're better

[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
And our first runner-up, accumulating enough points to qualify for Varsity Nationals: the Jackson Irish!

[SKYLAR, spoken]
They're going to Nationals? Well what about us!?

[ANNOUNCER, spoken]
And today's winner is... Truman High School!

[SKYLAR]
See!
We're better, better, better, better
Better, better, better, better
Better, better, better, better, better!
It's nice that they compete
Their enthusiasm's sweet

(spoken)
I love how they're so street!

(sung)
But do I need to repeat?
We're hotter, we're richer
Our uniform's cuter!
And we're so much better than them!
Oh yeah!