Ya wanna hear a funny story?
One time i was in the mood to read something gory
So i went and bought a book called "guts and glory"
Turned out it was a brilliant civil rights alligory
But to the fans of this work i am really sorry
I flipped a couple pages and found it to be quite boring
I wanted gun firing and chainsaws sawing
But instead i got a bunch of men in suits talking
After i threw it in the trash i took my dog walking
I saw my neighbor Pete, who as usual was stalking
Petra, Adam, Lily, Alice, Dwyer, Rita Dawkins
The citys absolutely lowest of the poor kids
Eating from the gutter, drinking sewer water (bad mix)
Shouldve gone to the river and eaten some raw fish
I hear in the east it is a delicate dish
Bet the fuckers wish they were mad rich

But uh where do we start?
Honey of the heart [x a million]