[Pre Chorus]
I am Dale, I am Dale, you women love me
Take a glance at yours truly, and you'll be on your knees

[Chorus]
I am Dale, I am Dale, you women love me (You do)
Take a glance at yours truly, and you'll be on your knees (I'm Dale)
I am Dale, I am Dale, I'm a god damn legend (That's right)
Can't stay awake when I see you in some leggings

[Verse 1]
She came in in some stockings
She said, "Dale what's up?" (Hello)
Told her she got some nice legs
She said that I'm a god (I know)
Then I sang my songs
She said, "I'm in love, you know what I want"
I said, "10 and 3/4 inches of some pure American (I'm Dale)

[Verse 2]
I know you wanna be like me
But boy can't you see?
The reason these ladies love me
I'm a cowboy with a big ego
I'm the man in the films but I'm real tho
I'm a patriot, I am great
You're a bopper, you're a peasant
I'm an outlaw, you are lame
Bless America broke the game
You know who I am, say my name
[Chorus]
I am Dale, I am Dale, you women love me (You do)
Take a glance at yours truly, and you'll be on your knees (I'm Dale)
I am Dale, I am Dale, I'm a god damn legend (I am)
Can't stay awake when I see you in some leggings

[Spoken]
Ho, ho, ho everybody
Dale Hansen
Y'all thought I couldn't do it
Y'all thought I couldn't do a hip hoppy track
Well, here I am
I got the candy cane, I got the women, I got the bars
Don't ever come at me
Dale Hansen
Say it with me
I'm Dale