[Intro]
Had to take a moment, boy's been thinkin' a lot
About the places we ain't goin' and the people we've lost
Cause who'da thought a year ago we'd still be stuck in this spot?
I guess they really mean till death do us part
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh no, and we ain't got nowhere to go though
We're locked up tight like Fort Knox
But at least I'm here with you, it's a breeze
For that, I'm thankful like you wouldn't believe
[Verse 1]
At the age of 32, I thought I'd been through a lot
But then along came 2020 fucking proving me wrong
And it wasn't just the Rona, though it's up at the top
It was those other things too, now let me rattle some off
Do you remember back before our nation came to a halt?
Australia almost burned itself right to the ground and we watched
As over 40 million acres turned to ash on the spot
It's gon' take years for them to build back all the things that they lost
And that's not to fucking mention all the bombs that we dropped
Fuck 2020? Don't be funny, gonna get better we thought
But we were wrong - yeah we were off by a lot
But we were strong - and clawed our way to the top
Do you remember where you were when you heard Kobe had died?
Do you remember when we all could eat together inside?
No masks, no social distancing, no fear of going outside
Yet here we are a whole year later still afraid we gon' die
It's like -
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh no, and we ain't got nowhere to go though
Still locked up tight like Fort Knox
But at least I'm here with you it's a breeze
For that, I'm thankful like you wouldn't believe
So don't go, just stay with me and we'll grow old
Together we will weather the storm
Fuck your teenie tiny stimulus checks
Yo 2020 -
[News Clip: Jake Tapper]
That was a hot mess
Inside a dumpster fire
Inside a train wreck
[Chorus]
Cause I'd be going crazy if it wasn't for you
We're stuck alone inside our house we ain't got nothing to do
So 2022 can you please hurry it up?
Cause I'm so done with the abuse
We've had way more than enough
I close my eyes and I can see all of the places we been
Will we ever go to concerts or go bowling again?
I miss my friends, just missing all the shit that we did
Fuck 2020, yeah I'll say it again
[Bridge]
Kissin' little babies up on top of the head (NO)
Touchin' all the fruit up in the grocery bin (NO)
And toilet paper - (HELL NO)
Guess I'm using my hands
And sanitize and penalize her if she's out with her friends (DOH)
Support your local business, eat outside in the rain
The crew be stacking fucking masks up like we robbing a bank
And, baby, make no mistake
Please stay like six feet away
Cause every cough and every sniffle makes my heart start to race
It's like -
[Verse 2]
Yo, I ain't no pessimist
But to say that I'm not worried, that's inaccurate
Week one I dialed into Zoom, your boy, immaculate
Week 52, you know the move, I shut that shit real quick
Cause I haven't shaved in a month
And I barely get any sun
Cause I be sitting at my desk or playing up Xbox One
And now I'm calling up the squad ("we gotta get in some dubs")
Not into fishin' but I'm itchin' for some COD with the bruvs
Cause like -
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh no, and we ain't got nowhere to go though
Still locked up tight like Fort Knox
But at least I'm here with you it's a breeze
For that, I'm thankful like you wouldn't believe
So don't go, just stay with me and we'll grow old
Together we will weather the storm
Fuck your teenie tiny stimulus checks
Cause 2020 was a hell of a mess
[Chorus]
Cause I'd be going crazy if it wasn't for you
We're stuck alone inside our house we ain't got nothing to do
So 2022 can you please hurry it up?
Cause I'm so done with the abuse
We've had way more than enough
I close my eyes and I can see all of the places we been
Will we ever swim in pools or go to Pismo again?
I miss my friends, just missing all of the shit that we did
Fuck 2020, yeah I'll say it again
[Outro]
We went from Netflix and Chill
Straight to DoorDashing T-Bell
And fuck it I ain't even mad, that shit be doper than hell
Cause if my house is like a cage, then toss my food like a Zoo
I'm like a bear in hibernation only leaving for food
So just turn on the tube, becoming one with with the couch
Keep The Office re-runs coming, junk food shoved in my mouth
I miss my friends, but damn, I guess it is what it is
Fuck 2020, yeah let's say it again
Yo, yo, dude, what's up, man?
Yeah dude, you looking to get some dubs in?
Play some Call of Duty?
Oh-oh, you're sick?
Oh, shit man, yeah you don't sound too good, fuck
Oh shit man, alright well, hope it's not the Rona
Crap