[Verse 1]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Mama went to work now that's one down
Heard my older brothers on his way now
I don't like to deal with no disruptions
Lotion disappeared I'm up to something
I try not to do it so often
Need more bottles of lotion I just bought ten
I am super deep this is a big night
The internet's messing up I hope it acts right

[Chorus]
I only beat my meat a night
Type pornhub membership I bought it for
The [?] is so relaxing they can hear me in my own room
Cause I'm chilling with the door locked
So don't judge me
Don't judge me
I only beat my meat a night
Typе pornhub all day I never switch
Size not that I don't gеt no girls it's just relaxing
To myself, in control
Cause of the bad day that I'm having

[Verse 2]
Only my real homies will understand
A man's best friend is his right hand
Well, I guess unless you are left-handed
Sorry for the big ol misunderstanding
I love girls with my heart they are so great
But my hand comes first when you are running late
Don't feel too sad I'm not replacing you
When there's no internet I just think of you
[Chorus]
I only beat my meat a night
Type pornhub membership I bought it for
The [?] is so relaxing they can hear me in my own room
Cause I'm chilling with the door locked
So don't judge me
Don't judge me
I only beat my meat a night
Type pornhub all day because I never switch
Size not that I don't get girls I'm just relaxing
To myself, in control
Cause of the bad day that I'm having

[Verse 3]
Lotion on my
Lotion on my
Who are you to judge?
Who are you to judge?
Yeah
Delete your history
Delete these lies
Cause no one will know
No one knows

[Chorus]
I only beat my meat a night
Type pornhub membership I bought it for
The [?] is so relaxing they can hear me in my own room
Cause I'm chilling with the door locked
Don't judge me
Don't judge me
I only beat my meat a night
Type pornhub all day because I never switch
Size not that I don't get girls, just relaxing
To myself, in my room, in my control
Cause of the bad day that I'm having
[Adlib]
If you beat yo meat
Embrace it
Shit, nobody can take it
Um
PontiacMadeDDG
I'm out