[Intro]
"Are all men truly created equal?
I used to think so (ayaaah)
Untill one day I watched some porn
[CorMill Drop]
And the dude was sporting a fuckin' saxophone sized penis. (chyeah chyeah big duke)
Where I once felt pride, now all I felt was shame
Why couldn't I be packing a loaf of french bread for a dick, too?"

[CorMill Drop]

[Hook]
Cry just to sleep
Cuz I don't go that deep (uuuaahhh)
Cock just pecks on vag lip
All that fits is the tip (yeeah)

Girls grab my dick and pull
But they'll never feel full (uuhhh)
I just wish it was big (ooohhh)
Instead of this broken-
Twig

[Verse 1]
Call my nuts law and order
They hang real low 'cuz it's hot down here in Florida
Nipples stay soft 'cuz it never gets cold
I take NyQuil if I cough and I wipe my ass with gold
Cock size; Slightly above average
Regardless of hardness I'll use my wiener like a savage
I'll fuck your bitch like a bitch that needed a good fuckin'
I'll put my penis in her pussy as soon as she finished suckin'

Guaranteed let down cuz I bet she feels nothin'
I got a tiny dick I can't do no kinds of stuffin'
One glance at my womb broom is all it'll take
For everybody in the gloom room to know; Tiny one-eyed snake

Gag reflex don't mean shit to me
I couldn't trigger that I got the smallest dick in history
A dwarf couldn't use a whole hand to grab my shaft
It'll only take two fingers, and fuck, they'd only need half

When I fuck, it's pitch black to hide my raisin-sized dick
But I have no luck, bitches jump back when they feel that stick
I know it sounds like I might turn into a psycho
But honestly, I feel great, it's just this micro-
Penis
(his nutsack's not too small)

[CorMill Drop]

[Hook]
Cry just to sleep
Cuz I don't go that deep (uuuaahhh)
Cock just pecks on vag lip
All that fits is the tip (yeeah)

Girls grab my dick and pull
But they'll never feel full (uuhhh)
I just wish it was big (ooohhh)
Instead of this broken-
Twig