[Musical Intro]*Bwwwweeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkk**Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo**Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo*

Fa-la-laaaa-la-laaaa-la-la-la-laaaaaaaa *voice crack*

(basketball sounds) *bwppp* *kwts*

[Mother]: We'll be back tomorrow night. If anything happens call the police and hide in your closet.
[Father]: He knows that.

(car sound) *kkkrt*

[Mother]: Have fun tonight.

[DJ]: Eat shit, old people.

(car sounds) *vrrrrrrrrr* *plllllllllllllllllllltttttttttttttt*

[Angelic Chorus] *Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhheeeeeeehhhhhhhh*

[Narration]: Every neighborhood has a house. With a kite. What the fuck it's a kite.

UHRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAHHHHHhhhh

(kite sounds) *Builaick* *tweAick*

[Kite Victim]: Ah

boom

ZHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT

[DJ]: *breathes*

[Eerie Music] OOAUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[DJ]: There's something going on in that house.

[Chowder]: This is why my father drinks and we eat lunch alone.

[Chowder]: You'll see, no ghosts.

[DJ]: Chowder, come back, please.

(fake choking sound) *KRRRRRRTTTTTT*

[DJ]: Chowder, I'm serious.

[Chowder]: *laughs* AHEAdheAEAH

(doorbell sound) *bing-bang*

BwAHCEE BWahCHEe BWeah BwEAHOCH BWEOCH BWA BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

*delayed reaction*

[Chowder]: Ah