[Verse 1]
I see you in your streams
I'm in your chat and you're in my dreams
I'm in love and I need your help
I thought of you and I pee'd myself
I quit my job just to watch you freely
Stop fucking calling me creepy

[Pre-Chorus]
This ain't a joke to me (This ain't a joke to me)
This ain't a joke to me
This ain't a joke to me
This ain't a joke to me
This ain't a joke to me

[Verse 2]
I found where you live
Earn that right with this money I give
It's not parasocial, you'll love me too
I know you're tight but I'm perfect for you
I drop off presents because I love you deeply
Stop fucking calling me creepy

[Pre-Chorus]
Why won't you talk to me? (Why won't you talk to me?)
Why won't you talk to me?
Why won't you talk to me?
Why won't you talk to me?
Why won't you talk to me?

[Chorus]
A nice guy like me won't lose
'Cause I'm protecting you from all these assholes in your chat
I may get laughed at
But in the end it will be you and me

[Breakdown]
Why did you hide having a husband?
I've been supporting you for two years now
I'm always in your chat making sure no one says shit about you
Do you know how much I support you? I always donate to you
Do you want to go- do you- do you remember what you said to me?
I just got off work, and I sent you a picture of my "bored but tired" face on Snapchat, and you said I looked cute
Obviously, you know how much I like you
I was hoping maybe we could get a few drinks, just you and me, and see where the night takes us, and now this comes out?
I don't need you, there's plenty of other fish in the sea that could have husbands too
Have fun being a liar bitch face

[Chorus]
A nice guy like me won't lose
'Cause I'm protecting you from all these assholes in your chat
I may get laughed at
And spit upon, and shit upon
And pretend like nothings wrong
In the end it will be you and me (And)