[Intro]
I want all you skinheads to get up on your feet
Put your bracers together and your boots on your feet
And give me some of that old, old stomping (Rat Boy!)

[Hook: Rat Boy]
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
What's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit
Come here, bitch"

[Verse 1: Rat Boy]
I tried getting past the bouncer, but I couldn't get through
He said 'Hold it there mate, well this isn't you'
'It's not a fake ID, it's just not mine'
'Well, I'm taking this off you son - identity theft, that's a crime'
So I'm standing on the street, got no one else to meet
I'm bored and I'm alone so I start to walk home
Regrettable decision and slightly blurred vision
Turned down this alley and this young man grabbed me

[Hook: Rat Boy](x2)
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
What's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit
Come here, bitch"
[Verse 2: Big Narstie]
Grey Goose, Henney, Jägerbombs, Ground Control
Beam me up to Major Tom, cuz, I'm on a major one
Get drunk, buzzing, hype, I'm on a major one
Scream gas, you're getting paper, son
Dirty, coming with bass, in the strip club getting that face
Nah fam, come in all raged, to the vampires coming for my flow
I will do a man like Blake, biting my flow is a criminal offence
And Rodney King beatings will be made
Base, man can't F with the bass
Come to the show with the insane glow (where's Rat Boy?)
Give me two bills for the O
Yo, 16 fit for the notes
Two girls sitting in the car looking sexy
Look at the arse on that, yo, I put the mic on that
BDL's in the building, yo, mandem turn up, yo
1000 watts, I turn up light, G
Bouncers wanna talk shit about ID
Little girls wanna flex like big girls, cor blimey
I'm not a nonce and Jimmy Savile is not my wave
So these little girls better come to man with ID, base

[Hook: Rat Boy](x2)
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
What's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit
Come here, bitch"