[Instrumental Intro]

[Spoken Intro]
And so, from the ashes of this Golden Age of Confusion
The denim recruits came to be
Known as the Apocalypse Dudes

[Hook]
Woah woah woah
Woah woah-oh-oh

[Verse 1]
So you think you had an Opera?
Well not like this!
So you think you had a Napoli?
Well not like this!
So you think you had a decent pizza?
Well not like this!
So you think you had a real good pizza?
Well not like this!

[Chorus]
You got nothing to lose at Pamparius
Gonna wear them happy shoes tonight
You got nothing to lose at Pamparius
Gonna bake a motherfucking pizza tonight
Alright!

[Hook]
Woah woah woah
Woah woah-oh-oh

[Verse 2]
So you think you had a pepperoni?
Well not like this!
So you think you had a calzone?
Well not like this!
So you thought you could make your own?
Well not like this!
So you thought you could take it home?
Well not like this!

[Chorus]
You got nothing to lose at Pamparius
Gonna wear them happy shoes tonight
You got nothing to lose at Pamparius
Gonna bake a motherfucking pizza tonight
Motherfucking pizza tonight!

[Instrumental break]
Clock strikes twelve!
[Bridge]
Apocalypse Dudes got nothing to lose
Gonna stomp some teenage ass tonight
Apocalypse Dudes got nothing to lose
Gonna bake some motherfucking magic
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Well alright!

[Outro]
Woah woah woah
Woah woah-oh-oh

Woah woah woah
Woah woah-oh-oh

Well alright
Tonight
Motherfucking pizza pie
Woo, yeah