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Bars That Could Have Been Avoided By These Talented Artists
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Takeoff on "Rockets":
"I can't wait 'cause I ain't got patience"
Yung Bans on "Ridin":
"Hmm, I'm on the beach with my feet, ayy"
Ski Mask the Slump God on "SLUMPZILLA":
"underwear under, yuh, huh"
Crackedup on "Better Than Most (RAW)":
"All you haters give me hate"
Sybyr on "You Can't Take Me":
"Shootin' the gatekeeper (Ayy), shoot the gatekeeper (Sheesh)"
Gunna on "Baby Birkin":
"I have a daughter, I'm buying her baby Birkin (Baby Birkin)
Fucked her good and got her legs hurtin' (Yeah)"
Young Thug on "Imma Ride (Ridin)":
"My weed is loud and you smokin' libraries (All day, everyday, boy) (Damn!)"
21 Savage on "Close My Eyes":
"Yeah, knock the noodles out your soup, n***a"
Fabolous on "You Be Killin Em":
"Her feet are killing her, I call it shoe-icide"
Ski Mask the Slump God on "BUKKAKE":
"My diamonds clean as a newborn baby dog tongue, umm (Ayy)"
Timbaland on "Get On the Bus":
"Why you sleeping with your eyes closed?"
ITSOKTOCRY on "VIAGRA":
"All these racks give me a boner, I'm too hard (I'm too hard)"
NICK PROSPER on "FLAMECUBE64":
"With a Tumblr bitch, hold my dick, not my hand, damn, ayy"
Jaden on "Icon":
"All your verses sound like dirty dishes (gross)
I'm about to clean 'em in the kitchen (woo)"
Future on "Tricks on Me":
"I’m Future Hendrix, but I’m not a guitarist"
21 Savage on "7min Freestyle":
"I get money 'cause I'm rich n***a, yeah"
Meechy Darko on "Vacation":
"I'm the shit like my momma gave birth out her asshole"
Eminem on "Rainy Days":
"I left my legacy hurt? Fuckin' absurd
Like a shepherd havin' sex with his sheep"
Kodak Black on "Big Bank":
"I be on that Little Caesar’s shit, hot and ready
All the motherfucking bread, where the damn jelly?"
Dr. Dre on "Keep Their Heads Ringin’":
"I get plenty of ass, so call me an ass-tronaut"
T.I. on "DOPE":
"Now I'ma make her wipe me down like a wet sink"
Logic on "Twisted":
"1-800, then I kill the pussy, who can relate?"