[Intro]
You already know who it is
One Inch Wonder up in this bitch
Don't know how I got that name
Took off my pants, you know?
It's a One Inch Wonder
Ain't mean nothing though
It's all about how you use it
They all be like (moaning)
Run it back

[Hook]
One a day vitamin
But I took two of em
A+ on a math test
Fail on the blood test
Made some Minute Maid
In 59 seconds, trade
Period only last one hour
After my period, I don't shower

[Verse 1]
(My name Jeff) Stop calling me gay
(My name Jeff) Touch a man's penis, that's just foreplay
(My name Jeff) And my mom drives a Honda
(My name Jeff) I'm not a pedophile

[Verse 2]
Speed through a school zone
Mom used to be a go-go dancer
Now she yell "go-go cancer"
Look like a jalapeno
Oh shit, you have chemo
Fuck Gambino (ohhhh)

[Hook]
One a day vitamin
But I took two of em
A+ on a math test
Fail on the blood test
Made some Minute Maid
In 59 seconds, trade
Period only last one hour
After my period, I don't shower

[Interlude]
My name is Jeff
My name is Jeff
My name is Jeff
My name is Jeff

[Outro]
My name is Jeff