[Intro: Lil Peen]
Shit, I got curry in my nose
Alright, I will be, uh, taking your luggage
I will be taking your luggage to the airport

[Verse 1: Lil Peen]
Hello, my name is Raj
I live in the garage
I drink curry, I'm from Surrey, you see, fuck you in the taxi
Fuck you in the backseat
Don't give me cow meat
Fuck that beef
Make your wifey queef
I'll use my teeth
Make her my cock sheath
Smoke the reef, the Punjabi leaf
Sippin' lean with my little peen
My vision blurry, I drink curry, don't worry
I'm not in a hurry
I have a big dick, not really
Look at the Indian average penis size
Shit, suck my dick

[Hook: Lil Peen]
Street shitters, curry is bitter
Plane sitters, we got street hitters

[Verse 2: ONEINCHWONDER]
They call me Abed, bindi on my head
When I drink, I taste lead
Rhymes like I'm black, I live in a shack
Take your girl for a ride
Take a poo poo outside
Age of consent is 11 (cheese pizza)
And I work at 7-Eleven
Don't pay to Heaven
Eat spicy food, why is half the city n***
Born and raised, in a sweatshop
You gon' sweat when my mixtape drop

[Hook: Lil Peen]
Street shitters, curry is bitter

[Outro: Lil Peen]
Shit in the street like a child in the sheets (shit)
Uncle's a doctor, your mother - I cocked her (grrat)
We durka, not allahu akbar (boom boom boom)
Inertia got me at that curry stand, like my father (psst)
So when you pull up, on my team you best be prepared (preparation-h)
'Cause when the time come, your street will need to be aired (That's $7.99 with tax)