[Verse 1]
Hey, Mr. Bluebell with the soft white skin
Even tone and your pretty blue eyes
I’d like to bake a bit ‘bout ‘Merican pie
Grab a chair, we’ll let you take a big bite (Big bite)
We’ll have a conversation about the FDA
The captive soul and how you got inside
This conversation won’t go lightly
If we refuse to look deep inside

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Inside ourselves, there’s so much left
There’s so much there, wе really don’t care
Focus themsеlf, scrolling in depth
Aimless [?], time on the shelf

[Chorus 1]
When the years become days and the past is today
So easy to scroll all your problems away
Addictions not mentioned with filled out prescriptions (Yes, we do)

[Refrain 1]
And the phone is a gateway to hell
And the phone is a gateway to hell
And the phone is a gateway to hell
And the phone is a gateway to hell
[Verse 2]
Shout out to all the teachers getting out of Zoom meetings
Underrated, underpaid for their time (Woo-hoo!)
Big bank take little bank, little men get sick
Go vote, go hide your money in socks (Uh-huh)
I miss the days when government was all to themselves
Hiding aliens and acting weird
We’ll take a long stroll down Memory Lane
To figure out how the heck we got here

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Inside ourselves, there’s so much left
There’s so much there, we really don’t care
Focus themself, scrolling in depth
Selfishly wonderful(l) of one’s self

[Chorus 2]
When the years become days and the past is today
When nothing has changed and the news is the same
Now I've got the feeling that [?]

[Refrain 2]
And desensitized is the new wave (Wow!)
And desensitized is the new wave (C'mon)
And desensitized is the new wave
And desensitized is the new wave
And desensitized is the new wave
And desensitized is the new wave
And desensitized is the new wave
And desensitized is the new wave
[Outro]
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