If I drove a truck and I were a waitress
And I ordered coffee and I poured you some
Then you'd stop by on your way sometime later
And if we arm-wrestled, I'd say that you won

Ai-eeee my baby, ride easy
Ride high in the saddle all day
If your lovin' is good and your cookin' ain't greasy
Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away

If I were a winsome pale senorita
And I a bullfighter, down in the sand
While the band kept on playing that old paso doble
I'd throw you a flower, would you take my hand?

Ai-eeee my baby, ride easy
Ride high in the saddle all day
If your lovin' is good and your cookin' ain't greasy
Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away

If I ran the country, yeah, I'd be your first lady
And fix up the White House while you were away
Waitin' while I'm passing time with world leaders
And later, together, alone we might lay

Ai-eeee my baby, ride easy
Ride high in the saddle all day
If your lovin' is good and your cookin' ain't greasy
Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away
Ai-eeee my baby, ride easy
Ride high in the saddle all day
If your lovin' is good and your cookin' ain't greasy
Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away

Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away
Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away
Hitch up the chuck wagon
Hitch up the chuck wagon
Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away