[Intro: Dee Bradley Baker and Tom Kenny]
Where's my drink?
What drink?
My drink!
My Diet Dr. Kelp!
Don't tell me you forgot my drink!
How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink!

[Kg Smokey]
Bitch don't touch my drink, ooh
Bitch don't touch my drink, damn
Bitch don't touch my drink, ooh
Bitch don't touch my drink, damn

[Joey Trap]
Bitch wanna fuck with my kelp shake, shit
Krusty Krab pizza for God's sake, damn
I need my Krusty Krab milkshake, shit
[?]
I'mma need the pizza pepperoni on it
You've been flipping Krabby Patties (you've been flipping)
I'mma flip my wrist it got a Rollie on it
I'mma flip my wrist it got a Rollie on it

[Kg Prince]
Prince, ay, ok like
Where is my dick [?] wet [?] don' let me [?]
Your money [?]
Don't touch my
[Kg Smokey]
Bitch don't touch my drink, ooh
Bitch don't touch my drink, damn
Bitch don't touch my drink, ooh
Bitch don't touch my drink, damn
Bitch don't touch my drink, ooh
Bitch don't touch my drink, damn
Bitch don't touch my drink, ooh
Bitch don't touch my drink, damn

[Kg Prince]
Ay, don't touch, ay
Trunk (trunk) [?] have my shit
[?] Swiss
Sippin' on the henny [?] sauce [?] drippin' hella wrist
What, ay
Kelp shake, need that, what the fuck?
Where the fuck my drink, like are you dumb?
I'mma beat your ass like a fucking drum
Ay

[Joey Trap]
Lie, ay, ooh, ok now
Bye (bye)
Fuck with her friend cus she fight (cus she fight)
[?]
If it ain't bread, light the pipe (light the pipe)
[?] hit, alright
I spin a [?] right off my wrist (off my wrist)
[?]
I need my kelp shake right now, ok
N***a that be sippin' on the kelp
I cannot pipe with no hoe
Smokin' that [?] at the show
[?]
[?] pee on it [?]
Boy I spit hot like a Taki
I got a ski not a hockey mask
I need my drink and I need it fast
Drink get me high like Peter Pan
Drink get me high like Peter Pan