GameboyJones
An Among Us Rap Battle
[VideoGameRapBattles: Blue]
[GameBoyJones: Pink]
[SorryitsJack: Yellow]
[Mat4yo: Red]
[Kevin Krust: Green]
[McGwire: Black]
[Verse 1: Blue]
Gentlemen I called you cause a body was found
And one of us is now the reason that we have to bury brown
There’s an imposter among us and that’s preposterous
Let’s come to together to find out who the imposter is
I was in the cafeteria and flushing the leaves
And then down into the storage where crew mate’s deceased
But when headin’ to the body I saw pink going north
Could you explain why you werе running fast away from the corpse?
[Verse 2: Pink, Blue]
I wasn’t in storage whеn I went past you guy
I spending this whole round doing that admin swipe
Too fast too slow too slow what the hell
It only took eleven tries before I did that well
Sure
And yellow can corroborate my story
We’re together then we headed up to weapons to destroy the asteroids
That’s why you saw me when you ran to where the body was found
I was never down in storage so I couldn’t kill brown
Yellow what say you?
[Verse 3: Yellow, Blue]
Yeah blue, it’s true
Pink and I were loadin’ files in the admin room
I know finding a dead friend’s a tough road too
But why you callin’ meeting ‘fore my upload’s through?
Sorry stick to subject did you see anything?
Yeah right before reactor we were hangin’ with green
Pink and I had stayed behind to finish our tasks but
Green might have gone through storage so he has my sus
[Verse 4: Red]
Hold on wait a minute guys, It ain’t green don’t even lie
We’re the only ones who did reactor on the other side
And nobody else was there to shut it down on time
If one of us had killed the other everybody would have died
[Verse 5: Green]
Oh Yes red of course, we just saved y’all on board
But if Blue’s been alone it could have been self report
And he doesn’t have an alibi, it’s sus even more
So what during reactor’s more important than the core? Huh?
[Verse 6: Blue, Yellow]
I was halfway done with my medbay scan
You know how damn long that stupid task takes man
By the time I was done, the reactor was fixed
And I’m almost done with tasks so next emergency I’m sure to come with
So I think we should skip
Man He’s dripping with the sus, I think it’s timed that he’s kicked
Hold on for a second yellow, you’re not out the light
What if you were sneaking out while pink was trying swipe
What?
Think back for a second you’ll see what I mean
Considering you two were all alone where brown was left to bleed
And so if pink was swiping we all know that covers up his screen
So he couldn’t see you sneak right out admin down to storage at the obscene scene
Then returned safe and sound
Well has anybody noticed black’s been quiet this whole round?
[Verse 7: Black, Pink]
Oh sorry guys, I was afk
I had to get my door, it was postmates
Nice
[Verse 8: Blue]
Gentlemen it’s time to vote so here’s the situation
Red and Green and Black are safe from this elimination
And Pink has been defended so I got a hunch it’s yellow
But we never need to jump the gun I say we play it mellow
I know this threat is scary but we need to stand and fight it
The imposter wants us all apart, we’ll never stand divided
We’ll win this united because we are crewmates
We’ll get this imposter when he shows his true face
[Outro]
[Pink]
I don’t know man Blue’s talking a lot
[Yellow]
Really sus
[Blue]
Wait, What?!
[Red]
I’m down to kick him
[Black]
(BURP)
[Green]
Done
(BLUE WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER)
[Blue]
No! No, No No!
OH NICE THROW! NICE THROW GUYS, NICE!