GameboyJones
Assassination Classroom
[Verse 1: GameboyJones]
Class in session, let me see your pencils, let me see your knives
Try to take this test while you also try to take my life
Remember I can blow up Earth, I can do it any day
You all have special guns, OK let me see that semi spray
While getting A's, I will not accept nothing lower
I know that stress is high because you got the world on your shoulders
But I have faith in you, I know that you all have special talents
Find your balance, hope you know that in my heart there is no malice
Now we're grinding, all my students startеd from the bottom, now they're shining
Still trying to kill mе, but I'm faster than some lightning
Even when the military comes I keep on smiling
Even when it's hopeless keep on trying
I ain't teaching no quitters, you got the heart of some winners
Alright if you get straight A's I'll take you out for some dinner
At the end of the day I hope you bloom just like a lotus
But I also hope that you say Koro Sensei was the dopest!

[Chorus]
GameboyJones:
Started from the bottom, trying to make it to the top
Turn class E into class A, we bout to make them do a swap
And these students gotta kill me or the Earth is looking mad screwed
Class in session, welcome to Assassination Classroom

Dobey Dobe:
Started from the bottom, trying to make it to the top
Turn class E into class A, we bout to make them do a swap
And we gotta kill the teacher or the Earth is looking mad screwed
Class in session, welcome to Assassination Classroom
[Verse 2: Dobey Dobe]
So let me get this straight
You walk into the lowest of classes up in this place
Told us we need to load up and blast you like any day
Or better yet take this knife and stab you right in the face
See I don't getchu, why don't you just commit suicide
It's bad enough, we in this fucking class, it feel like do or die
You claiming that you gon destroy the Earth if we don't utilize
Tactics to be assassins and unify, I'll just run up and dammit, that was my foolish pride
Mach twenty, how are we supposed to even see him coming
Running to and Fro even braided my hair while he was dodging
Hella cocky, too legit, government still ain't kill him yet
Grading papers and giving test, that to me is the biggest flex
He teach us with a target on his back and he check us daily
Every L a lesson, so now class E is elevated
Must admit the genius and I actually thought I'd never say this
Fuck it, Koro Sensei is the greatest

[Chorus]
GameboyJones:
Started from the bottom, trying to make it to the top
Turn class E into class A, we bout to make them do a swap
And these students gotta kill me or the Earth is looking mad screwed
Class in session, welcome to Assassination Classroom

Dobey Dobe:
Started from the bottom, trying to make it to the top
Turn class E into class A, we bout to make them do a swap
And we gotta kill the teacher or the Earth is looking mad screwed
Class in session, welcome to Assassination Classroom