[Verse 1: Bonecage]
Young man you gotta listen to me
Cause shootin' loads is fun I know
But it's the time of the year for family and
Not touching your dick
Sober October gives way to No Nut November
You say: "No way, I got a date tonight"
And I can't be expected to do that
With a big load of jizz in my

[Chorus: Bonecage]
Ballsack, baby, ballsack, baby
Too much jizz in my ballsack, baby
But you gotta be strong
Fight the good fight and don't jerk off
Ballsack, baby, ballsack, baby
Too much jizz in my ballsack
It won't be long till December comes
December is coming soon

[Verse 2: GameboyJones]
I came in like a wrecking ball, nuts swinging like a pendulum
That is what will happen when you carry too much jizz in them
November first, I think I need to find a hobby
Something with my hands, so I can leave them off my body
Now don't bе naughty, get your mind out the gutter
Tis thе season that you gotta knock away that shea butter
Now it's half way through the month and I feel like I'm on a vision quest
Probably just a side effect because I ain't been jizzing yet
It's cuffing season, so I got a lot of teasing
Why'd I do this stupid challenge, where I gotta stop my semen
I just want to start some squeezing and a pulling and a tugging
Oh the hell with it, I just want to give my dick a rubbing
Cause it's No Nut November just stay off your Tinder
When you hit the next month you'll feel that sweet splendor
December first bout to make it look like snow
Cause like Elsa said: "You gotta let it go"
[Chorus: Bonecage]
Ballsack, baby, ballsack, baby
Too much jizz in my ballsack, baby
But you gotta be strong
Fight the good fight and don't jerk off
Ballsack, baby, ballsack, baby
Too much jizz in my ballsack
It won't be long till December comes

[Bridge: Bonecage]
November is the time of year
To stuff a turkey moist and deep
And slather it up real good
With your hot and steamy gravy, boy
And did you taste my crescent roll
It's so fucking good when it gets inside your mouth

[Chorus: Bonecage]
Ballsack, baby, ballsack, baby
Too much jizz in my ballsack, baby
But you gotta be strong
Fight the good fight and don't jerk off
Ballsack, baby, ballsack, baby
Too much jizz in my ballsack
It won't be long till December comes
December is coming soon