[Verse 1: Zach Boucher]
E3 keeping Smash alive
Yeah, I believe in a god and it's Sakurai
Wish the leaks would get their ass back in line
But y’all are going to Hell if you ever datamined
So
Welcoming December 7th like they opened the gates of Heaven
I got an excessive amount of obsession, a blessing
This game is becoming the essence of Smash
Don't think I'll ever go back
Anybody from the past, you can put ’em in a match
I feel likе nobody will last if they goin' up on the Mac
Been hoping for Majora's Mask or Ratchet or Sora or Crash
I know it'll nеver be that
I don't really care who they add
'Cause in the end, I'll be content, that's a fact
Y’all askin’ for too much, we got a new, that's enough
And some of you won’t be happy with shit because you suck
Like, really?
'Cause Daddy Sakurai's pouring his fuckin' guts in each game
And always aims to maintain and listen to us
Haven’t been this excited in a minute
Been on the hype ever since the beginning
Always will be the first one to admit it
We in it with spiking even when I'm winning, I do it
No quitting only when I'm livid or timid or slipping or missing
We really can't believe that you did it
This is superstition, an ultimate gift we're about to be given
[Verse 2: GameboyJones]
(Let's see if I can do this again)

Jump on the beat and I spaz
Run up on me and get smashed
I got the moves, ZeRo Dab
They're bringing everyone back
Waiting for Ultimate, this is the dopest shit
Chill with my homie Nakat
Ness is about to be trash? Please
Home run, I hit with the bat
Put on items, then you fight 'em
C'mon dude, you ain't about that action
I lack compassion
I'll Falcon Punch you into the stage into a thousand ashes
I'm Captain Falcon off a JV3
Like Collin Kapernick, take the knee
I switch it up so fast, I already sold my Wii
You losers be like "oh my God"
I'm gonna be the best when the new game's out
Safe to say if you suck now, you'll suck later, I have my doubts
Sakurai came to change the game
Taking stocks, I'll knock you out the frame
I don't know who who I'm about to main
Need it now, I'm 'bout to go insane
I'm an animal, don't cross me, you'll be sorry
By the newcomer, that's Isabelle
Better wish 'em well
This roster's so big that I'm rolling deep like I've been with Adele
There's Rex and there's Pyra, I know y'all want Xeno
But I'll say this in every song, just please give me Geno