Why?
Why?
Why?!
Hey daddy, I smack these hoes!
I stuck my pee-pee in some Cheerios
I got a pencil in my nose, and I, beat my diaper everywhere go!
I like to hop-hop like a bunny
Pooped my pants and now it's runny!
I go "OOH-OOH!"
Ya think that's funny?
I stuff my diaper with all my money!
(Jeffy!)
Why?
Why? (Jeffy, don't do that!)
Why?
Why? (Jeffy, eat your green beans!)
Why?
Why? (Jeffy, don't poop your pants!)
Why?
Why?
Cat piano solo!
(Damnit, Jeffy, stop it!)
Why?
Got a helmet on top of my head
Spank my pee-pee until it was red
Eat green beans, I'd rather be dead
It's 10:00 and I'm ready for bed!
Hey daddy, I just, uh, showed you how to poop on the track
So, uh, I'm goin' to bed
I got carrots on, I got my bunny suit on
I'm ready for bed