Jeffy:

Hey Daddy, I slapped these hoes
I stuck my pee pee in some churros
I got a pencil in my nose and I
Beat my diaper everywhere I go
Like to hop hop like a bunny
Pooped my pants and now its runny
I go uh uh think that's funny
I stuffed my diaper with all my money

Mario and Jeffy:

Jeffy!
Whyyy whyyy
JEFFY DONT DO THAT
WHYY WHYYY
JEFFFY EAT YOUR GREEN BEANS
WHYYY WHYY
JEFFY DONT POOP YOUR PANTS
WHYY WHYY
CAT PIANO SOLO
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
OHH JEFFY STOP IT
...WHYY

JEFFY:

Got a helmet on top of my head
Spank my pee pee until it was red
Eat green beans
I rather be dead
Its 10 oclock and I'm ready for bed

Hey daddy I just uhh showed you how to poop on the track
I got my carrots on and my bunny suit on
I'm ready for bed