[Part 1]

[Intro]
He's a semi aquatic
Egg laying mammal of action
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who never flinched
From a fray
He's got more than just mad skills
He's got a beaver tail and bill
And the ladies swoon
Whenever they hear him say

[Verse 1: beanie]
My closet got Prada
Yo closet got nada
You sit there and cap bitch you actin like papa
These bitches gon' talk but they really don't wanna
Yo mom in at the crib and we fuckin' like llana'
I'm counting this money like Yeat
Bitch you was never ready for this heat
I'm in Jenna Ortegas DM's and that shit gettin' rizzy
If you want this smokе you can get it (No kizzy)

[Verse 2: O$$!]
They say make biggеr but I make it dough
Big money dream and lettin' it grow
Cash from my body from my head to my toes
Go man, all man, y'all' keep it close
So ball, y'all' fucked up
Don't need a bag to get sucked up
Bitch wanna smack, I'ma leave you tugged up
Man forty racks, you goin' locked up
[Verse 3: Schwalnuts]
Aye what?
Lemme be clear
Drop the opacity I disappear
Sorry to hear that you think we're inferior
I hate to tell you, Team Two is superior
I like my woman how I like my wine
Old as hell (Ayo?) and super fine
Well gotta go, that's my time in (Bye)

[Verse 4: MXM]
Touch down like Doofenshmirtz
My inators, they never work
I work until the tri-state hurts
I want it all, I want alerts
Nah I ain't heard of that
Back in a fedora hat
Platypus' in my flat
Now Perry wanna come and chat
Dior come and lick my nuts
Spend Klover's money just for fun
Addy? Yea I'm in his guts
Reap, bend over, show them buns
Ugh, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap them cheeks
I don't need me no Venessa
I just need me a vasectomy
[Verse 4: Open4Two(?)]
Wanna touch my body
I'm the focus of the party (Oh well)
And I'm up just getting started
Creeping by the window crying (Huh?)
Benz Truck, hop out with a stick I'll be fess up (What?)
Tesla, rock out in white coat, professor
Man I'm crushing on the beat
I don't read message, I delete
And I'ma lead em', keeping tabs on stuff that you can't even see (Huh)
And I been playin' four square
Keep your mind up, right there
There's no room for clowns hair
I been pushing fours

[Bridge: Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
Ah yes
My arch nemesis, Perry the Platypus
You're here for my new inator
The Rizz-Inator!
Team One and Three don't stand a chance with this thing

[Verse 5: Schwalnuts(?)]
Her name is Candice, but can this dick fit inside?
Her brothers building a rocket, while I'm rubbing on her thighs
Just like Perry, got a hat, now I'm wearing my disguise
Then I take her to my bed I got her screaming on my mother fucking
[Outro]
Perry! (Who?)
Perry the Platypus! (Bow, Bow, Bow, Bow, Bow)
He's Perry!
Agent P!
Perry! (Who?) Perry the platypus

[Part II]

[Intro: Kanye East]
Y'all gon' lose, Team Two better
Y'all gon' lose, Team Two better
No matter the weather, when it comes, y'all gonna lose
Teams One and Three
I'm sorry dude
Sorry dude, heh

[Verse 1: DizDizaster & Squizzy]
When I'm on the mic, just call me DizDizaster, going faster
When I pull your hoe, just call me RizzDizaster, getting plastered
When I'm on the mic, they sayin' kid's a master, hold my glasser
When I pull your hoe, they sayin' fit's a catcher fuckin' bastard
Ughhh'
Team Three your rhymes so-
Ughhh'
Penis to the grindstone-
Ughhh'
Better go to Rhyme zone-
Ughhh'
They tried to get eight fucking features, dude
Eight
(Okay, speaking of features)

[Verse 2: Squizzy]
Hi I'm here!
My name is Squizzy, I'm top of the tier
I'm back on my shit same me, new year
Ay yuh'
I'm a go and speed it up
I got all the money coming in
Now I count it up
That boy talking crazy better hope that he can back it up
Wait, pass it down to JDR 'cause I know my time is up (Ay yuh')

[Verse 3: JDR]
Boys what the fuck are you doing?
What is this competition, what are we doing?
Team One has no money, now belong in the streets
Then Team three went and got a million feats
(I swear I cannot do another one of these)
(If we do a third album, I will literally shoot myself on the spot)
(Klover, what are we doing?!)

[Verse 4: MXM]
I know that you wanna touch it
Throw it back and show me somethin'
Breaking backs inside the function
Craving bags and dollar nuggets
That's that team one, three whole budget
Drive thru crazy, Team One bumping
I don't chose this all for nothin'
Team three biting nails and cummin'

[Verse 5: Horkjunk]
Team One and Three y'all got no Rizz
Rizz-inator make you take the piss
We got the drip, and we got the sauce
I wonder if you can handle your loss
Take the L, hold it up real high
Take your L, put it up to the sky
Team two on top, our destination
We're waiting for Team Three's Rizz-ignation

[Outro: Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
Especially Klover
He has no rizz