Remember back in March 12th where Toastie and Egg decided to create Bo Burnham vs Saul Goodman? Well…2 weeks later…they decided to make another rap battle…

EPIC SEX!
JOHN WILKES BOOTH!
VS
FREDDY FAZBEAR!!!
BEGIN!!!!!

[Verse 1: Freddy Fazbear]
Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor
You’re lame as shit
I’m gonna fucking steal your kidneys
And put them on pizza
Cuz why the fuck not you bitch?!
Um…
I’m shit in your pants
And make everybody think you shit yourself but in reality…
IT WAS ME!
FUCK YOU!!!
I-teh-hee
You…you needed to kill John Wilkes Booth for fame!
I only needed for someone to kill 5 children here to be famous
Fuck you
Bitch

…Car rises on your balls-
[Verse 2: John Wilkes Booth]
Alright, Freddy! Welcome to Arby’s!
I really love their curly fries and you can suck on Ar-deez
You’re going to need it with a shovel and bail
Everything you did was an epic fail
Wait shit! That’s the wrong battle! I’m not Bart Simpson!
I hate you, Lincoln! Wait…shit! Fuck you!
Bitch…
CUM. ASS. MOTHERFUCKER
FUCKING HOE BITCH!!!
*gun noise made with mouth*

[Verse 3: Phantom Freddy]
MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK YOU BITCH!!!
I’M GONNA SHIT!
AND I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!
*unintelligible gibberish*
ALSO…YOU GOT FUCKING RATIOED
CUZ THEY PUT ONE PENNIES ON YOUR GRAVE!!!
THEY FUCKING RATIOED YOU IRL!!!
HOW FUCKING SAD DO YOU HAVE TO BE FOR THAT TO HAPPEN?!

[Verse 4: John Wilkes Booth]
Oh shit, he’s back to life
Umm…well then!!!
I hAtE YOU! I VOICED CRACKED
FUCK YOU! I HATE YOU!
I’M GOING-I HAVE A GUN DICK!
I KILLED ABRAHAM LINCOLN BECAUSE I WANTED ATTENTION!!!
NO I FUCKING DIDN’T!!!
YOU NEEDED A 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN WHO IS A PEDOPHILE TO KILL YOU!!!
FUCK YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!!
You-I AM GOING TO BLOCK YOU ON DISCORD!!!
I HATE YOU!!!
JARED S!!! COME OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!
[Verse 4: Jared S]
Did someone say my name? Well it’s my turn to rhyme!
Oh…Freddy, you closed your channel down? It’s about time!
Oh wait…this is the wrong battle! I’m not facing IceKingFan 400!
Well…oh well. I’m just gonna fuck bitches!!!
….Yeah!

“fuck you Matthew. why’d you make me record? fucking film for this shit?”

“oh…Oh god! OH SHIT!!!”

[Verse 5: The Flash]
Coming so fast, you’ll need a cast!
You’ll need a cast like DarkLink’s ass
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That was complete gibberish!
I don’t give a fuck! Cuz. I. Fuck. Bit. Ches!
Oh wait, I stole that line from Jared S
You know what? Fuck you, bitch!
Yes I rhymed bitch with bitch!
I don’t give two shits!
AY…
I rap fast like I’m Sonic.exe!
I traveled back in time to crack your mother!
And now I can say like Darth Vader said, “I AM YOUR FATHER”!
[Verse 6: Arthur Morgan]
I’m Arthur Morgan
And I have tuberculosis
*starts coughing*
*has seizure as the Arthur Morgan coughing sound effect (bass boosted) fades in*
*Taco Bell dong*

[Verse 7: Adolf Hitler]
I AM ADOLF HITLER!!!
YOU ARE SO FUCKING UNCOOL THAT YOU FUCKING DIED!!!
WHAT KIND OF PERSON FUCKING DIES?!
WHILE FUCKING RAP-IT WASN’T EVEN A COOL DEATH!!!
YOU HAD A FUCKING SEIZURE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
SEIZURES AREN’T EVEN ASSOCIATED WITH TUBERCULOSIS!!!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
EVEN I’M SURPRISED AND I FUCKING KILLED PEOPLE!!!
WHAT THE SHIT?! YOU’RE JUST ON THE FUCKING GROUND!!!
DO I NEED TO CALL EMERGENCY SERVICES?!


…ur um uh…
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE FUCKERS!

BE PREPARED FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF EPIC SEX